Shocking reports of rowdy goats!

Mrs Edwina gooselbottom explains about her problems over the phone, trapped in her cottage,
"well i was, well i was washing my dog in the bath, and i heard a creak in the door, so i turned around to have a look and there was my goat, eddy with my daughters bra on his horn"

She raved on for hours about how she had sex with the goat so we played go fish in the car park. After she had finished, we resumed the talk with her:

"After the dirty bits, i went down to get a glass of water and the goat followed me, i thought he was frisky but he was just angry, he didn't want sex at all he wanted me to wash him, so he got very pissed and burned (using a lighter) DIE YOU CONSERVATIVE BITCH into the carpet. Very scared i put on my apron with boobs on it, picked up an electrified spoon holder and fought my way to the cupboard for you see the goat brought his friends in to the house and they were goats too"

She then talked of her sex with those goats and how she ended up in the fridge hiding for another couplle of hours and then we just left her, talking to a mirror.

So if you live in cornwall, watch out for rowdy goats!

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